To celebrate our anniversary, I need very responsible assistants. Need to choose

Analysts.
_________________ Practitioners.
This is necessary in order toAnalysts were watching behind to the question: “Have we all had a drink?”
Practices, so that they would monitor: “Oh, did everyone drink?”

And so begin your duties.

Now let's say hello, friend, friend….
- They raised their right hand - they waved to the hero of the day!
well and left hand drops slightly to his knees...
Not yours! And your neighbor!
With our right hand we warmly hug our neighbor’s shoulder so decently... Did you like it? Great!
We swung left and right. Well done! Great! Bravo!

- They stroked their belly - they smiled from ear to ear!
Let's nudge the neighbor on the right, wink at the neighbor on the left!
We take a glass in our hand and fill it to the brim!
We continue the fun - clink glasses with the neighbor on the right...
So that the glass doesn’t fog up, let’s clink glasses with the neighbor on the left….

- And with a neighbor on the contrary - for a cheerful team...
We get up from our seats together and say a toast in our thoughts...
Let's say together “Congratulations!” and we drink everything to the bottom!
Don't forget to have a bite and pour yourself some more!

“Goodbye, we won’t see you sober today”)

So that your birthday doesn’t seem simple to you,
We will make you deserve the title,
I'll have to sing you a couple of ditties,
So that the name Anniversaries get it!

(ditties)

____—

Diploma of the hero of the day

The table is set and everything is ready
So there is an anniversary in the house!
Hey, mistress, pour some,
The cups are full soon!
Open your ears wider
Congratulations, welcome!
Sit up straight, get ready to listen...
Well, it's time to start!

Good evening dear guests!
People are their own, simple!
Old and young!
Married and single!
Rich and poor!
Good and bad!
Drinkers and non-drinkers!
Slightly amenable!
Everyone stood up together!
They raised their glasses merrily!
Let's wish the hero of the day happiness

And we drink everything to the bottom!

My friends, please pay attention!
We ask you to approve the charter issued by the hero of the day!

Charter

To make it all come true
All we have to do is raise a glass. For congratulations!

Well, now friends, the moment has come
Fill a glass for your parents!
For those who gave life to Elena
And opened the doors to a beautiful world,
For those who taught her kindness
And he gave her the wisdom of generations.
For those thanks to whom now
She sits among us with a smile!
Glory, praise and honor to the parents!
I think the people will agree
What a toast should I say to my parents?
We wish you health and happiness!!!
So, let's drink to the parents! because without them there would be no today's feast!!!

Well, here you are 35,
How quickly the years rush by,
But for a reason like this
Don't be upset!

Of course it's not 17
And far from 25,
But, to be honest,
There is no reason to be sad!

A string of difficult years
Didn't ruin the portrait.
Let's take an honest look:
What were you like before?
I walked - my ribs rang,
And now - what a body!
The bones are overgrown with meat,
Features are rounded:
Lush bust, hip, whatever you need -
A joy for men's eyes.
There is something to take, something to look at,
There is something to cling to with your bones.
And those eyes with a sparkle
They'll drive anyone crazy!
Let's shout "Congratulations" three times!
And we drink everything to the bottom!

And now it's time to congratulate
And say words of kindness
So that our hero of the day,
I was always happy!

Close people begin to say congratulations, then friends and other guests.

The floor is given………

Oh, these congratulations,
Surprisingly good
And for them, a glass of wine,
Everyone must drink to the bottom!

Today is a lovely lady's holiday,
She turns exactly 35
Her names: wife and mother,
They can surprise us with a couple!
She's lovely, there's no denying that
She is beautiful, like a flower in spring,
She's a conversation starter today
Today everything lies at her feet!

We had a little snack,
And everyone forgot the topic of the day,
We need to hold a competition
Then sum up the results!

Competition "The most persistent man"
Balloons are tied to the seats of the chairs. You need to sit on the ball and crush it. This is not as simple as it seems at first glance, and causes a lot of laughter among both participants and spectators of the competition.
Prize for the winner: balloons

The competition is coming to us again,
Will reward for participation
It won't be very difficult
And not at all hopeless!(Lottery)

Competition "Fishing"
All men of the celebration are invited. The host offers to play fishing. “Let’s take imaginary fishing rods, throw them into the imaginary sea and start fishing, but then suddenly the imaginary water begins to wet our feet and the presenter suggests rolling up our pants to the knees, then higher and higher.” The funny thing is that when everyone’s pants are already pulled up to the limit The presenter stops fishing and announces a competition for the hairiest legs.

Princess on the Pea

Women (girls) are invited to participate in the competition. Chairs are placed in a row. The participants approach the chairs and prepare to sit down. At this time, walnuts are placed on their chairs (from 3 to 5 pieces, it’s different for everyone, the participants are not allowed to peek). The girls, fidgeting in their chairs to the music, must determine the number walnuts, placed on the chair. The one who correctly names the number wins.

Contest
“I love you, I don’t love you.”
Please name two body parts: what you like and what you don’t like about your neighbor on the right. For example: “I like my neighbor’s ear on the right and don’t like his shoulder.” (named one by one)
And now, also in turn, I ask you to kiss what you love and bite what you don’t like.
(You have to drink for this, but we don’t mind)

Contest
"Pencil"
Props: pencil
Teams in which men and women alternate must pass from first to last a simple pencil, and it is passed clamped between the nose and upper lip of the players! Naturally, you cannot touch the pencil with your hands, but everything else can be touched with your hands :))), if the guests have already taken a certain amount of alcohol, it will be a spectacle

Game "Chairs" (5 men and 6 women)
The men stand in a circle, with their backs facing each other. Women start running around them to the music, the music ends and each woman must have time to grab a man for herself. Whoever doesn’t make it in time drops out and takes one man with him...

Competition "The Warmest Heart"
All participants are given the same piece of ice, which needs to be melted. You can do this with your hands, or rub it on your chest.
Winner: melted the ice first
Prize for the winner : medal “Hottest Man” and a glass of cold wine as a cooling prize.

Competition "Light Dance"
Couples who wish to take part in the competition are invited.
Condition: Before the start of the dance, all couples light sparklers.
Music is playing. Couples are dancing.
Winner : The couple who can keep their sparkler burning the longest.

Competition "Match-Spear".
Draw a line on the floor with chalk and, without crossing it, throw an ordinary match at a distance like a spear. The winner can be determined by three throws.

Chicken
Several sheets of paper are placed on the floor. Felt-tip pens are attached to the participants' feet. You need to write a word with your foot (for example, Elena). Whoever writes legibly first wins.

Compliment

The presenter invites men to participate in the competition. The presenter must put a match on the man’s eyelashes, and he, in turn, must compliment the girl. Whoever says the most compliments until the match falls wins.

Eco grieved him

The presenter asks the competition participants to put an empty matchbox on their nose. It is necessary, solely with the help of facial expressions, without helping with your hands, to remove the boxes.

Don’t know how to celebrate a woman’s 65th birthday? Yes, this is not such an easy task. After all, there will be guests different ages and generations, and try to please them all. To organize such a holiday, you need to think through everything in advance from start to finish. What competitions and games will you hold, what will you say, how to congratulate you and everything else. We hope that our humorous and funny scenario for a woman's 65th anniversary will help you prepare and conduct the celebration. Watch the entire script, choose the most necessary moments and have fun.

The beginning of the holiday.

Leading:
Dear guests! Dear birthday girl! We are starting our festive evening! And first I would like to read one wonderful modern fable and at the end give a little moral.
Fable:

Leading:
So, dear guests, do you promise to have fun today? Do you promise to dance today? Do you promise to sing and play today? Then we begin!!!

Main holiday.

It's time to fill your glasses and raise them to the health of the hero of the day. But in order not to drink just like that, you need someone to suggest it! So let's play a little game right away.
The game is played simply: the presenter reads the text, and when necessary, the hero of the day speaks simple words– SHOULD WE HAVE A GLOW!
And here is the text itself:

And now you can have a drink, since the birthday girl herself suggested it!

Contest.
It's time to congratulate the hero of the day with an unusual gift. And for this competition you need to make 2 boxes in the shape of a nesting doll. That is, prepare boxes of different sizes so that one fits into another and so on. Each side should have a nesting doll of 5-7 boxes. But be sure to have the same number on each side! In each box you put postcards with one word of wish. For example: happiness. Love, luck, health, money. Cover each box the same way with tape.
When everything is ready, you can start.
Guests sit on two sides of the table. Each side has its own box. At the command of the presenter, the first guests on the sides open the box, and the first card is read out. Then they pass the box on. The second guests open their box and read the card in the same way. Then the third guest and so on until the last box is opened. Whichever side does this first wins the competition.

Competition for all ages.
And this competition is for all guests of different ages. The task is to guess songs based on comic descriptions.
1. One old tree constantly knocks on the window and invites you for a walk! (old maple)
2. This mom is asked to give and give and give. (Mother Luba come on come on come on)
3. When you want to find your beloved, you always ask this tree. (I asked the ash tree where my beloved is)
4. A song about the age when you can kiss everywhere. (I'm already 18)
5. When a girl stays at home, it is this tree that blooms (a snow-white cherry blossomed under the window)
6. A song about passers-by, water, puddles and a birthday! (let them run, clumsy, pedestrians through the puddles)

Leading:
So we warmed up and remembered different songs. Now it's time to dance!

Dance competition.
For this dance competition, you need to play songs from the 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, and 2000s in turn. Guests dance to different songs. And then the best dancers are awarded prizes in the following categories:
- 60s dancer
- 70s dancer
- 80s dancer
- 90s dancer
- 2000s dancer

Competition for intelligence.
The guests had already drunk quite a bit. But they are still adults and smart people. Let's see if they can solve a simple logic problem.
For the competition you need exactly 13 pins. Place them on the floor. Call two participants for a competition. They must take turns removing 1, 2 or 3 pins from the general group. The winner is the one who removes the last pins. And in order to win, you need to think about tactics, how and how much to remove.
Another important point– who will be the first to remove the pins. A simple game will solve this.
We pour a glass for each participant and put a snack on a spoon. At the leader's command, they drink and have a snack. Whoever is first goes first.

The game is a story in photographs.
During her life, the hero of the day took many photographs of her. But we will now show you the best ones.
And so, the first photo.
Guests enter the stage. They will play the roles of father, wife and two children. A total of 4 guests are needed.
The presenter reads the text:
The family went for a walk. Dad rolls snowballs and builds a snowman. Children jump happily near their dad. Mom is on the side talking on the phone. And once - they froze! This is how the photo turned out!

Second photo.
The family went on a picnic. Dad lights a fire and drinks to warm himself up. Children run and look for branches for a fire. And mom is talking on the phone. And once - they froze! Excellent photo.

Third photo.
The family came home. Dad sat on the sofa, looking for the TV remote control. Children play with toys. And mom...is talking on the phone. And once - they froze! Excellent photography.

End of the evening.

We end the evening with a wonderful song performed by all the guests.
The song is familiar to everyone - “the heart is light from a cheerful song.”
Only the words in it have been altered for celebration.

Before starting preparations for celebrating the 65th anniversary summer woman, find out how she wants to celebrate this day. Perhaps she will decide that a narrow circle of friends and family is enough for her. But if she has put everything on your shoulders, then you can arrange everything according to your own taste.

First, decide on the location of the holiday. If the hero of the day, for health reasons, can withstand an evening in a luxurious restaurant with many guests, then book a hall. But at this age, not many people are able to enjoy noisy parties. Most likely, you will have to celebrate at home.

Don't forget to create an up-to-date menu. If the birthday girl needs to follow a diet, then the dishes allowed for her must be present on the table. But the choice of food should not be limited only to dietary treats; do not forget about the guests.

Warm company

Make a list of invited guests. Among those invited must be close relatives and friends. Don't forget to invite your work colleagues. If the hero of the day was friends with someone in her youth and adulthood, but has now lost contact with her girlfriends/friends, try to find these people. This will turn out to be a pleasant surprise for the birthday girl; she will probably be very happy to see old friends.

Official part

Celebrating an anniversary must necessarily include an official part. Prepare a solemn congratulatory speech. You can read the speech yourself or have someone in your immediate family read it.

If management from work will be present at a woman’s anniversary, then the management can be entrusted with the honorable duty of being the first to make a speech. Old friends can also be the first to congratulate the elderly birthday girl.

Entertainment

Entertainment for a 65-year-old woman's birthday should be appropriate for her age and the age of most of her guests. Arrange interesting competitions. Ask the hero of the occasion - maybe she had favorite pastimes in her youth - they can also be included in the holiday script.

If your budget allows, you can invite the birthday girl’s favorite artist to the anniversary celebration. Popular to invite famous performer as the host for the celebration.

Despite her age, the hero of the day and her guests will also want to dance. Find out what dances she loved in her youth and what she prefers now. Be sure to include these compositions in your holiday script.

Don’t forget about the youth - children, grandchildren, nephews shouldn’t be bored either. You should not arrange too noisy dances and games; after all, an elderly woman may get tired of the fuss and loud noises too quickly and feel unwell.

When it's your mom's anniversary, you want to make this day special for her. You want that on this day there was laughter, fun and everyone around was happy. But this will happen if you take everything into your own hands and organize the holiday yourself. And you yourself will come up with a cool scenario for your mother’s 65th birthday. This is not difficult to do, especially if the leading daughter. We have some ideas that will surely help you. Games, competitions, toasts, jokes - you can put all this into your script and spend your anniversary with your mother. Watch and make the holiday a bright event yourself!

Meeting the hero of the day.
Just as the theater begins with a hanger, so the holiday begins with the meeting of the main character of the evening. We offer original version meeting the hero of the day. To do this, you need to find out from the guests who and when appeared in your mother’s life. This is done in order to line up the guests in order.
And so, when you have figured out all this, you arrange the guests like this: those at the beginning. Who have known your mother for a long time. For example, it could be her parents. Then brothers and sisters, childhood friends and so on. And at the very end are the grandchildren or great-grandchildren who were the last to recognize your mother.
Everyone stands and the hero of the day enters. You announce that your mother has lived so long, she has so many good friends and wonderful relatives. And now she has a unique opportunity to go through her whole life again and relive all these feelings when she met these people in her life. wonderful people. When mom walks next to the guests, we can talk about who they are and how they came into mom’s life. And at the end of the corridor, grandchildren or great-grandchildren give flowers to their beloved grandmother and escort her to her place at the table.
This is such a touching meeting of the hero of the day.

Main holiday.
All guests are sitting at the tables and the celebration can begin. First, a toast to the hero of the day. You can come up with your own toast, or you can use one that already exists:

Now you can move on to competitions that will help excite your guests and make them smile more.

Game - abbreviations.
We offer this game first, but you can play it all evening. Now we'll explain everything.
To play the game you need to make beautiful cards on which to write abbreviations: Ministry of Internal Affairs, Ministry of Emergency Situations, Road Accident and others. We put all the cards in a bag or place them on a tray with the letters facing down. The guest who is about to make a toast stands up and takes out one card. He reads the abbreviation and must say a compliment or something nice to the hero of the day, deciphering these letters. And only after that he makes his speech.
For example, concrete products - I want to be sparkling! The game goes off with a bang, and the guests sometimes give such transcripts that you laugh for several minutes.

Competition - cinema, cinema.
Every person watches movies and will watch them. Some more often, some rarely. But when people are many years old, they watch films more often and more. In this competition you will have to guess the name of the film or the pictures. But don’t think that if you guess a picture from a movie, you’ll guess the movie itself. First you will have to solve the puzzle, and only then will you be able to guess the correct name.
Example:

Did you guess it? This is a film - three poplars on Plyushchikha! It's simple: three fingers are shown, there is a poplar tree and there is the figure skater Plushenko. If you add everything up, you get the name.

What is this?

Yes, this is the camp going into the sky! See, it's not that complicated. The main thing is to choose the right pictures.
Here are other examples for the competition:

Music block.
First we'll sing, and then we'll dance. We will sing not just songs, but songs remade for the occasion. They are good because most of the guests know the melody and rhythm of the song. You give them the words to the song and everyone sings together.
For example, here’s a song based on the song “blue carriage”:

Dance competition.
Guests rarely come out to dance together. Therefore, they must be lured out by cunning. Let's do it this way.
The guests are sitting at the table. The presenter asks them: do they know music from films? And he suggests checking it out. A famous song from any movie is played. Whichever guest guessed correctly goes into the hall. The rest turn on the next melody and again, whoever guessed right goes into the hall. And so on until all the guests have left the table. And when everyone has left, the competition continues.
The presenter asks: can you dance like movie characters? Let's try to do this!
And for the guests, a melody from a movie is turned on, for example, from the movie 2 Pretty Woman,” and the guests, especially the ladies, dance, just like her. Then you can turn on a cowboy melody for men and so on.

On this dance competition doesn't end. One guest is selected and the host shows him the name of the next song. And this guest must show the song, but without words. And the guests guess the name. When they guess right, this song comes on and everyone dances to it.

Competition – guess the profession!
Everyone has a profession and everyone works in one profession or another. In this competition, we challenge you to guess professions by their sounds! Do you think it's difficult? Not great, but fun.
For example, an ambulance has a flashing light. And the carpenter has a hammer. The musician has a piano and so on. The sound turns on and the guests guess.

You can listen and download sounds for the competition

The lights are dim and slow music is playing.

On both sides of the entrance to the hall there are ladies holding candles. The birthday girl is invited to the hall. Each man in turn approaches the birthday girl and spins her around in a waltz. The music ends and everyone is invited to the table.

Leading: Hello, dear birthday girl! Good evening dear guests. We gathered on the occasion of Olga Semyonovna’s anniversary. But today we won’t talk about age, because beauties like Olga Semyonovna are getting younger every year. And our main task for today is to make sure that the smile does not leave her face and her eyes shine with a dazzling light, so that when men see her, they pile up and do not leave quietly in English.
Your anniversary birthday
We are happy to celebrate now,
And from the bottom of our hearts we want everything together
I wish you health and happiness.
So that joy comes to your home
And she always remained in it,
Love to fill your heart
And the family was friendly
And for this we raise the first birthday toast!

They raise their glasses. Pause 5 minutes.

Leading: Let's give the floor to the head of the logistics department, Sergei Nikolaevich Bakumenko.

After congratulations, everyone raises their glasses.
Break 5 minutes.

Leading: To make sure that our birthday girl is not only very beautiful in appearance, but also that all internal organs are in order, we invited a qualified doctor and his assistant.

Congratulations from doctors

Doctor : Ambulance help at your doorstep! Gentlemen, make way for the doctors...
Nurse (takes the birthday girl to the middle of the hall): Don’t worry, don’t be scared, but relax, smile... The doctor will just examine you and give you an accurate diagnosis.

The doctor examines the hero of the day.

Doctor. Thoughts are clear, slightly intoxicated...
Passionate eyes. What time!
Swan neck,
Pulse slightly agitated.
Shoulders are not strong
But very sexy
I can hear it clearly in my lungs
Inhale and exhale.
Heart beats joyfully
And full of desire...
The insides are harmonious
Work with dignity
Tasting drinks
The body is preparing...
Nurse: So, well-being
Not autumn at all?
Doctor: My diagnosis is accurate
“Youth is fiery!”
Nurse. Youth-fieria?
What kind of diagnosis is this?
Decipher... ,
What does it mean?
Doctor: Eternal longing
Eternal burning
Responsibility for business
Overcoming adversity
And souls bloom.
Nurse: Only half my life has been lived,
So to sum it up,
Regret and write off
The time has not come.
Doctor: I confirm my youth!
Optimism and vigor!
And to always be in shape
Live and abide
Need to toughen up
Appearing in the bathhouse...
Nurse: Here is the pharmacy recipe
For your personal basin.
Shower yourself at night
Of it three times.
Doctor: Let's all raise a toast
Not counting the years.
Bloom for the souls,
Wisdom and recognition
Striving for better!!!

They hand over a basin and a recipe for it. Text of the recipe: “Association of Emergency Physicians, Medical Company “Yanvar-Invest”. Recipe. FULL NAME. sick. Diagnosis of the disease "PEY8YUYYO-PEP1A". The prescribed drug is BAYII1 TANK. Directions for use: douse 3 times at night. Side effects: s/'/poe rgMkat'e, neobpositosis (po$1ouappodo/vro/gouan/a. Signature and personal seal of the doctor. The prescription is valid for 15 days. If you have difficulty purchasing the prescribed drug, contact the company "Yanvar-invest" "

Doctors invite guests to raise a glass to the health of the birthday girl. And they announce a smoke break. Despite the fact that the Ministry of Health warns about the dangers of smoking. (10-15 minutes)

Leading: Friends and employees, without sparing words,
They want to congratulate you on this anniversary day!
(words are provided for those wishing to congratulate the hero of the day) 10-15 minutes

A man with two children enters the hall.

Nyan: Wonderful, everything is wonderful.
Shouldn't we fall back into childhood?
Women are yin, men are drunk,
Well, I'm a mustachioed nanny.
Let's take a quiz “Through the Mouth of a Baby.”

Children sit on chairs and begin to talk about the qualities of the birthday girl. There are three characteristics for each quality. If someone from the audience guesses right, the nanny receives a present from Usatiy

Girl: This is when a person cannot sit still and is always doing something...
If she doesn’t go to work, then she still doesn’t sit at home or at the dacha, but walks and walks and (oops)…
She doesn’t like to sleep, doesn’t like to watch TV, but loves (oh)... (Hardworking.)
Boy: She always does everything (ouch), which sometimes makes her legs tired...
Sometimes she looks like a running car, spinning, running, and everything works out for her...
It also looks like a mountain river, because it (oh) flows. (Energetic, fast.)
Girl: She always takes pity on everyone, helps everyone...
The fairy from the fairy tale is also like that (oops)...
She doesn’t offend anyone, but, on the contrary, invites them to visit, treats the children with sweets... (Kind.)
Boy: They give her little money, but she is still happy...
And when it’s good and when it’s bad, she doesn’t cry, because she (oh)…
And she doesn’t like to sit at home, she likes to be with other guys (you thought wrong) and with other aunties, because she’s interested in them... (He’s life-loving.)

Nian (addresses the children): Let's pour some for you guys,
And I should read a fairy tale for the birthday girl.
The hen Ryaba laid an egg,
Grandfather is annoyed, and grandmother is angry.
Well, the explanation for this is simple:
This egg is not golden. (hands the birthday girl a kinder - surprise)

New crystal shoes
The prince gave it to Cinderella, voila!
She dances in them, goes to bed
The prince smeared superglue on the insoles. (hands over shoes)

Vanya Tsarevich in the Koshchei rear
The swan shoots an arrow from a bow.
Let Koschey waste away without a swan,
Vanka lives with his little frog!

Rolling across the field, Kolobok rushes,
A hare and a wolf run after him,
Both the fox and the bear are running there...
But the pole-field is full of mines!

The fox stole Petenka again,
Drags him over the mountains, through the forests...
A fool doesn't know what the point is in life.
Riot police ambushed her there!

Well, how do you like my fairy tales?
Come on, everyone, open your eyes,
Raise the container higher!
Let's drink to the hero of the day's childhood!

Leading: Yes, in childhood almost everyone loved listening to fairy tales and playing naughty games. I propose to please our birthday girl with a fun competition.
There is a competition with balloons. (the balls are tied to a chair and they must be burst using the butt).

After the competition, the winner is awarded.
A break is announced and dancing begins.

Leading: Many congratulatory telegrams were sent to our hero of the day. Let me read them out:
From the stage of “The Crooked Mirror” We want to say our word: We wish to be drunk with happiness, As in Petrosyan’s humoresques. We wish you joy, fun, but not a severe hangover. If something is wrong, drink vigorous kvass. Bye! Flower and Matryona.
Whoever wants to become a millionaire must visit the First! You come to Moscow. Ask where Galkin is, that is, I, Maxim. Then catch your luck! I'm waiting for you on the show! You become an example for your homeland and just be a millionaire!
Sorry for my clumsy handwriting, Now I’m just an angel: I’m leaving for bed on time... I’ve been writing a letter to you for two days, To congratulate you on your birthday! And you send me some cookies, I’ll eat them steamed with Karkusha. I miss you. Wait for a visit. Piggy.
Like the phantom of the opera, come to you
I wish you some vodka, caviar and a cup of tea,
Congratulations on the holiday and sing “Hurdy Organ” for you.
But it’s very hard to wake up early!..
You yourself drink and, having eaten the sausage,
Congratulate yourself! Kolya Baskov.

I send greetings from St. Petersburg,
I wish you many, many years.
I wish I had your young age -
I would create a mess!
I wish you love, peace and success from the bottom of my heart. Piekha.
Yes, definitely, on this day even a tree stump is obliged to love.
I wish you all the best, Even though it is not cheap.
But first, for example, join us in the LDPR.
And everything will be successful for you. Vladimir Volfych, definitely.

During the reading of the holiday mail, Said enters the hall.
In his hands is an impressive stack of business folders, a guitar behind his back, a dagger in his belt. He puts down the folders and sits on them. Waiting.
Sukhov enters.
Sukhov and Side look at each other.
Sukhov: Side, how did you end up here?
Side : Anniversary.
Sukhov: Again? Side, I'm going home...
Side : Tell that to someone else...
Sukhov: So, should I spend the rest of my life wandering around these anniversaries?
Side: East is a delicate matter. Your words.
Sukhov: Will they at least give you millet for the journey?
Side (playing with a dagger). I'll agree.
Sukhov: How old is the hero of the day?
Side : Woman.
Sukhov : We apologize. Well, at least describe it. What does he do, advantages...
Side (patting the folders). List, Comrade Sukhov...
Sukhov (appreciating). In short?
Side whispers in his ear, Sukhov nods.
So... So... To the College of Soviet Trade? In 1989? Does he like songs?.. Since childhood?.. (Strictly.) Do you have an instrument with you?
Side throws the guitar from behind his back and sits down on the floor.
Yes, but what's your name? Olga, you say? Heh!
Sukhov adjusts his tunic and clears his throat into his fist.
Get started, Side. (Sings.)
Your Honor, dear beauty.
You have confirmed this truth since childhood:
“If misfortune in life is difficult,
Everything will be different, just sing the song!”
Your Honor, Madame Singer!
You know that anything can happen on stage:
I suddenly forgot a line, my memory is stagnant,
Sing “la-la-la-la-la”, and keep singing!
Your Honor, Madam Queen!
Happiness is far away yesterday, but today is close.
If your salary is tight and your pocket is empty...
You and your friend sing this song.
Your honor, you are like a ray of light.
This means your song is not completely sung.
To stay young longer,
Sing this song more often, Olya.
Thank you for your attention.
Well, happy anniversary, then. (raises a toast to the birthday girl) I'm off. It's time.
Side. : Maybe you can wait? There’s also an anniversary coming up... And then, lo and behold, rides will turn up...
Sukhov : No... And so he gave a big detour. Now I’ll go along the hypotenuse - it’s shorter. Sorry if something is wrong. (Leaves.)
Side: Well, well... We'll meet again. (Collects folders and leaves to the tune of the song “Your Honor.”)

Leading: It has been scientifically proven that our love for the countryside helps our birthday girl stay in good shape. It practically replaces morning, evening and afternoon training. Members of the Colorado Beetle club learned about this passion and came to congratulate Olga Semyonovna.
Poetry:
We arrived at the dacha
And then there’s trouble right away:
We need to celebrate being fast
This glorious anniversary!

Guests stay here for a week
Without water - these are miracles!
Two weeks and no food
And without vodka - three hours!

What should they do now?
What to do?
And they decided everything
Digging in the beds!

Having planted a bag of potatoes,
Reimbursers are all in full:
In the fall the bag was collected...
Not a single one was missing!

Gardeners : Today we would like to congratulate the birthday girl and give her gifts grown in her garden bed:
We give you carrots: Peace to your home, advice and love
But the tomato is red: so that the sky above you is clear
And this is a fork of cabbage: so that the house is not empty
Onions and garlic: for future health
But beets: so that they remain beautiful and slim
And this is a cucumber in addition: so as not to drown the dacha.

Song:
DACHANYA

ONE SUMMER EARLY
LOOKED INTO THE SUMMER GARDEN
AND THERE IS OLYA IN FASHIONABLE TROUSERS
TREATS THE GARDEN
PEARS, APPLE TREES, BANANAS
AND THE RASPBERRY IS IN A ROW
AND THE STRAWBERRY IS CUT OUT
FOR THE SEVENTH TIME IN A ROW

CHORUS:

EGGPLANTS ARE PROCESSED BY YOU
GREEN ONION
AND YOUNG CUCUMBER
WELL, AND OLYA AND SASHA IN SOAP
WILDER, WILDER EVERYTHING
BUT THEN THEN IN THE BASEMENT
THERE ARE A HUNDRED JARS IN A ROW
NOW WE ARE CONFIDENT OF THAT
HOW WORKED YOU DID IN SPRING
TREATS ARE WAITING FOR US SOON
I WOULD TAKE A PART WITH YOU
CHORUS:
HORSERADISH GREEN AND CARVED
EGGPLANTS ARE PROCESSED BY YOU
GREEN ONION
AND YOUNG CUCUMBER

After the song there is a toast.

Break. Orange competition. Dancing

Before the competition with ice.
Extreme after name day
Have you ever been to Antarctica?
It's a shame you lost a lot.
We are waiting at the penguin camp
Right after the name day.
Let's go fishing and laugh
And we'll ride on an iceberg,
And then on the road
Let's take a sip of the sea
Yes, we’ll wear furs for future use.
You'll look amazing
Remembering the generosity of penguins.
Among the envious and spiteful
It will just make your mouth water.
We've gone a little wild here,
People's NZ was devoured.
So take us as a gift
A ton of red caviar
And for testing... popsicle,
We don't know it.
And see you later, lady! All!

To Egypt to Pharaoh
I am writing to you... My papyrus
Sends greetings to Cupid from the Nile,
And Pharaoh Ramses II
You are invited to a banquet.
Over a vat of coconut mash
He will impressively ask about business:
What prices, muses, fashion,
What happened to you over the centuries?
And he will be pleased with what is said,
Will enroll you in the staff of sages,
That they live freely at the palace,
Like messengers of the gods.
Ramses hears everything with his soul,
Though shriveled in his tomb,
And having received “okay” from you,
He will be resurrected and come out of prison.
Our address is as simple as two and two:
Egypt, pyramid sector.
Ramses won't meet you - it doesn't matter,
You will be captivated by the majesty of the view.