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Впрочем, мировая экономика это тоже довольно интересная тема, которая волнует очень многих. От экономического состояния различных стран зависит довольно многое. Например, импорт и экспорт, каких либо продуктов питания или же техники. Тот же уровень жизни напрямую зависит от состояния страны, как и зарплаты и прочее. Чем же может быть полезна такая информация? Она поможет вам не только адаптироваться к последствиям, но и может предостеречь от поездки в ту или же иную страну. Если вы отъявленный путешественник, то обязательно воспользуйтесь нашим поиском.

Нынче очень сложно разобраться в политических интригах и для понимания ситуации нужно найти и сравнить очень много различной информации. А потому мы запросто найдем для вас различные выступления депутатов ГОСДУМЫ и их заявления за все прошедшие года. Вы сможете с легкостью разобраться в политике и в ситуации на политической арене. Политика различных стран станет вам ясна и вы запросто сможете подготовить себя к грядущим переменам или же адаптироваться уже в наших реалиях.

Впрочем вы можете найти тут не только различные новости всего мира. Вы также запросто сможете подыскать себе киноленту, которую будет приятно посмотреть вечером с бутылкой пива или же попкорна. В нашей поисковой базе существуют фильмы на любой вкус и цвет, вы без особых проблем сможете найти для себя интересную картину. Мы запросто найдем для вас даже самые старые и трудно находимые произведения, как и известную всем классику - например Звездные войны: Империя наносит ответный удар.

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Как вы уже поняли, мы трудимся не покладая рук, что бы вы всегда получали именно то, что вам необходимо. Мы создали этот замечательный поиск специально для вас, что бы вам удалось найти необходимую информацию в виде видеоролика и посмотреть её на удобном плеере.

Фильм в великолепном качестве - широкоэкранный, замечательный перевод, наличие красочного анимированного меню, возможность просмотреть на любом бытовом и компьютерном проигрывателе, объемный многоканальный звук.
И конечно, для изучающих английский язык особый подарок - наличие английской звуковой дорожки, отключаемых русских, английских субтитров.

Вместе с фильмом Вы можете скачать специальный коллекционный диск с разнообразными дополнительными материалами. На нем Вы найдете игры, квесты, задания по мотивам фильма, базу знаний, большое количество видео эпизодов, не вошедших в фильм, интервью актеров и многое другое..
Остается добавить, что диск с дополнительными материалами мультиязычный. Вы можете окунуться в мир Гарри Поттера на русском, английском, турецком, польском языках.

Рецензия:
Фильм «Гарри Поттер и Философский камень» в памяти останется надолго, первый фильм который я смотрел в кинотеатре и поэтому он вызывает у меня хорошие красивые воспоминания о прошлом.
Первый фильм по роману Джоан Роулинг, многие считают самым лучшим, а кто - то нет. Однозначно «Гарри Поттер и Философский камень» мне очень нравится. Очень добрая красивая, местами наивная, сказка чего не скажешь о других фильмах, о Гарри Поттере. Очень расстроило что такой хороший фильм не получил свой Оскар который он заслужил, но академики проигнорировали фильм.
В фильме идеально почти всё, особенно понравилось, что в фильме играют только британские актёры, по мне, если бы в фильме работали американские актёры, фильм получился пафосным блокбастером. А Крис Коламбус сумел уравновесить все пропорции данного романа, приятно, что Джоан Роулинг наблюдала за съёмками. Всё это очень замечательно, так как из фильма получилась самая настоящая сказка, она радовала детей в кинотеатре, которые раньше такого не видели, он завораживает, притягивает, и ты полностью погружаешься в атмосферу волшебства.
Красивые декорации, замечательный саундтрек сочиненный талантливым композитором Джоном Уильямсом с его легендарной темой «Хэдвиг» получилась очень красивая, замечательная и главное зеркальная тема, которая отражает весь волшебный мир. От подземелий, до гигантских волшебных улиц как «Косой переулок» Спецэффекты очень красивые радуют глаз, и не режет, всё распределено хорошо, так что пререканий нет.
В итоге Крис Коламбус снял нам замечательную сказку, которая уносит нас из нашей повседневной жизни далеко далеко, в дождливую Великобританию, на её красивые пейзажи.

Все фильмы о Гарри Поттере на нашем сайте:

Как учить английский по книгам

• 1 ступень. Вы просто читаете книгу (желательно подходящую по уровню). Как узнать, что книга подходит по уровню? На странице не больше 15% незнакомых слов. Иногда вы смотрите в словарь и переводите незнакомые слова, без которых сложно понять смысл предложения или абзаца.
• 2 ступень. Вы выписываете новую лексику в словарь, а лучше заносите её в словари на memrise или quizlet и стараетесь учить её по мере чтения книги. А также обращаете внимание на какие-либо грамматические конструкции. Это уже будет хорошее учение новой лексики.
• 3 ступень. Кроме того, чтобы учить слова, вы еще и прорабатываете их в упражнениях. Стараетесь включать их в свой активный словарь. Есть серии адаптированных книг, где в конце идут упражнения к каждой главе. Например, "Английский клуб".

Но для любителей Гарри Поттера таких книг я не нашла. Поэтому начала делать их сама для своих учеников. В данной статье я размещу задания к первой главе "Философского камня" , которые вы можете использовать для собственного изучения или включать в планы уроков.

Интересные интерактивные задания на отработку лексики из первой главы

Видео с заданиями из фильма Гарри Поттер и философский камень (Video tasks Harry Potter and the the Philosopher"s Stone)

Задания встроены в видео, его можно использовать как для самостоятельного изучения, так и для урока. При этом урок с этим видео можно включить в занятия по скайпу. Ученик откроет его у себя в браузере и в скайпе включит трансляцию своего экрана. Так что включаем видео и работаем над своим английским!

Задание №2. Внимательно ли вы читали главу? Сможете вспомнить о ком идёт речь или кто сказал данную фразу? Дамблдор или профессор Макгонагалл? (Перетаскивайте фразы на нужную половину экрана. Мы сможете проверить себя нажав на значок "Check" в правом нижнем углу.)

Учим предлоги вместе с Гарри Поттером

Задание №3. Подставьте пропущенные слова. В данном отрывке пропущены не только предлоги, но и целые слова. Пропуски слов отмечены цифрами 1-6. Не забудьте себя проверить!

Отработка английских времен

Задание №4 (упрощенная версия). Впишите глаголы в правильной форме (Упрощенная версия, так как я оставила вспомогательные глаголы, которые очень помогут в выборе формы).

Выполняя эти задания по ходу чтения книги, вы будете получать максимальную пользу и это не будет потраченным в пустую временем. Это еще не все упражнения по первой главе. Я буду обновлять эту статью и добавлять новые.

Купить книги Гарри Поттера на английском языке в оригинале – мечта каждого, кто хотел бы ознакомиться с оригиналом произведения писательницы Джоан Роулинг. Необыкновенную и захватывающую «книгу о Мальчике, Который Выжил» после встречи с величайшим тёмным магом Волан де Мортом и запретного смертоносного заклятия Авада Кедавра, читают люди разных возрастов во всём мире!

Книги Гарри Поттера на английском для поклонников произведения

Даже талантливый перевод не всегда способен передать всё очарование книги. В интернет-магазине «сайт» представлена серия из семи томов, написанная на родном языке автора. В американском издании вы не найдёте полную версию произведения, в то время как у нас представлены книги Гарри Поттера на английском в оригинальном исполнении. У вас есть шанс прочесть книгу «из первых рук»!

Если ваши дети изучают иностранный язык, или вы сами стремитесь его освоить, купить книги Гарри Поттера на английском в оригинале в Москве по лояльной стоимости станет превосходным решением. Работать с таким материалом полезно вдвойне. На первой странице каждого тома представлена карта волшебного замка Хогвартс, школы магии, куда Гарри попал в свой одиннадцатый День рождения, распрощавшись с нелюбимыми родственниками, которые терпеть не могли Гарри Поттера.

Волшебная палочка, белая сова, платформа «девять и три четверти», недосягаемая для простых людей, и красный поезд, в купе которого Гарри впервые увидит верных друзей и некоторых врагов – об этом предлагаем прочесть так, как написала сама Джоан Роулинг.

Заказывайте книги Гарри Поттера на английском в оригинале, цена в интернет-магазине «Potterman» станет приятной неожиданностью! Для вас – выгодные условия покупки и доставки печатной продукции, а также магических сувениров и атрибутов.

Здесь вы можете найти сценарий к фильму: Гарри Поттер и философский камень/ Harry Potter and the Sorcerer"s Stone.

Гарри Поттер и философский камень/ Harry Potter and the Sorcerer"s Stone

I should"ve known you would have been here Professor McGonagall. MCGONAGALL

Good evening Professor Dumbledore. Are the rumors true Albus? DUMBLEDORE

I"m afraid so Professor. The good and the bad. MCGONAGALL

Hagrid is bringing him.

Do you think it wise to trust Hagrid w/ something as important as this? DUMBLEDORE

Ah, Prof. I would trust Hagrid w/ my life HAGRID

Professor. Dumbledore, sir. Professor McGonagall. DUMBLEDORE

No problems I trust Hagrid?

No, sir. Little tyke fell asleep as we were flying over Bristol. Try not to wake him. There you go. MC

Albus, do really think it"s safe leaving him with these people? I"ve watched them all day. There"re the worst sort of Muggles imaginable. They really are- - DUMBLEDORE

The only family he has.

This boy will be famous. There won"t be a child in our world who doesn"t know his name. DUMBLEDORE

Exactly. He"s far better off growing up away from all of that. Until he is ready. There, there Hagrid. It"s not really goodbye after all. Good Luck, Harry Potter.

Up. Get up! Now!

Wake up cousin! We"re going to the zoo! AUNT PETUNIA

Here he comes the birthday boy!

happy birthday son.

Why don"t you just cook the breakfast and try not to burn anything. HARRY

Yes Aunt Petunia.

I want everything to be perfect for my Dudley"s special day! UNCLE VERNON

Hurry up! Bring my coffee boy!

yes Uncle Vernon.

Aren"t they wonderful darling?

How many are there?

36, Counted them myself.

36?! BUT LAST YEAR LAST YEAR I HAD 37!!! VOLDEMORT

Yes, but some of them are a bit bigger than last year"s! DUDLEY

I don"t care how big they are!

Now, now, now, this is what we"re going to do. Is that when we go out we"re going to buy you 2 new presents. How"s that pumpkin?

It should be a lovely day at the zoo. I"m really looking forward to it. VOLDEMORT

I"m warning you now boy. Any funny business, any at all and you won"t have any meals for a week. Get in.

Sorry about him he doesn"t understand what it"s like, lying there day after day watching people press their ugly faces in on you. Can you hear me? It"s just I"ve never talked to a snake before. Do you... Do you talk to people often? You"re from Burma, aren"t you? Was it nice there? Did you miss your family? I see. That"s me as well. I never knew my parents either. DUDLEY

Mummy, Dad, come here you won"t believe what this snake is doing! Woah! Woah! Ah! SNAKE

Mum! Mummy! Help me!

My darling boy! How did you get in there! Who did this? How did you get in there? Is there a snake?

It"s all right sweetheart. We"ll get you out of these terrible clothes. VOLDEMORT

I swear, I don"t know! One minute the glass was there then it was gone, it was like magic! VOLDEMORT

There"s no such thing as magic.

Oh Marge is ill. Ate a funny whelk. DUDLEY

Dad! Look! Harry"s got a letter!

Hey give it back! It"s mine!

Yours? Who"d be writing to you?

No more mail through this letterbox.

Have a lovely day at the office, dear. VOLDEMORT

Fine day Sunday. In my opinion best day of the week. And why is that Dudley? HARRY

Because there"s no post on Sundays. VOLDEMORT

Right you are Harry. No post on Sunday. Ha! No blasted letters today! No, sir! Not one single bloody letter! Not one! No sir, not one blasted, miserable- - DUDLEY

Make it stop, please!

Mummy what"s happening?

Give me that! Give me that letter! HARRY

Get off! They"re my letters! Let go of me! VOLDEMORT

That"s it! We"re going away, far away! Where they can"t find us! DUDLEY

Daddy"s gone mad hasn"t he?

Make a wish, Harry.

Sorry "bout that.

I demand that you leave at once. You are breaking and entering. HAGRID

Dry up Dursley you great prune. Well, I haven"t seen you since you was a baby Harry. But you"re a bit more along then I would have expected; particularly around the middle. DUDLEY

I"m not... I"m not Harry.

Well of course you are! Got something for you. Afraid I might have sat on it at some point but I imagine it"ll taste fine just the same. Baked it myself, words and all. HARRY

It"s not everyday your young man turns 11 now it is? HARRY

Excuse me, but who are you?

Rubeus Hagrid, Keeper of Keys and Grounds at Hogwarts. Of course you know all about Hogwarts HARRY

No? Blimey Harry didn"t you ever wonder didn"t you ever wonder how your mum and dad learned it all? HARRY

You"re a wizard Harry.

A wizard. And a thumpin" good one I"d wager once you"ve trained up a bit. HARRY

No, you"ve made a mistake. I mean I can"t be a wizard... I mean I"m Harry, Just Harry. HAGRID

Well, "Just Harry" did you ever make anything happen? Anything you couldn"t explain, when you were angry or scared? Um Hum. HARRY

Dear Mr. Potter, we are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. VOLDEMORT

He will not be going! We swore when we took him in that we would put a stop to all of this rubbish! HARRY

You knew? We knew all along and you never told me? AUNT PETUNIA

Of course we knew. How could you not be? My perfect being who she was. Oh I remember the day she got her letter. My parents were so proud. We have a witch in the family. Isn"t it wonderful? I was the only one who saw her for what she was... a freak. And then she met that Potter, and then she had you and I knew you would be the same just as strange just as abnormal. And then, if you please, she got herself blown up, and we got landed with you. HARRY

Blown up?! You told me my parents died in a car crash! HAGRID

A car crash? A car crash killed Lily and James Potter? PAT

We had to say something!

It"s an outrage. It"s a scandal.

He will not be going.

Oh and I suppose a great Muggle like yourself is gonna stop him. HARRY

Non- magic folk. This boy"s had his name down since he were born. He"s going to the finest school of witchcraft and wizardry in the world. And he"ll be under the finest headmaster that Hogwarts has ever seen, Albus Dumbledore... VOLDEMORT

I will not pay to have some crack pot old fool teach him magic tricks! HAGRID

Never insult Albus Dumbledore in front of me... I"d appreciate it if you didn"t tell anyone at Hogwarts about that. Strictly speaking I"m not supposed to do magic. HARRY

We"re a bit behind schedule. Best be off. Unless you"d rather stay, of course.

All students must be equipped with a one standard size two pewter cauldron, and may bring, if they desire, either an owl, a cat, or a toad. Can we find all this in London? HAGRID

If you know where to go.

Ah, Hagrid the usual I presume.

No thanks Tom, I"m on official Hogwarts business. Just helping young Harry buy his school business. TOM

Bless my soul, it"s Harry Potter.

Welcome back Mr. Potter welcome back. DORIS

Doris Crockford, Mr. Potter. I can"t believe I"m meeting you at last. QUIRRELL

Harry P-p-potter. C-can"t tell you how p-pleased I am to meet you. HAGRID

hello, professor I didn"t see you there. Harry Professor Quirrell will be your defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. HARRY

Oh, nice to meet you,

A fearfully fascinating subject. N-not that you need it, eh, P-potter? HAGRID

Yes, well must be going now. Lots to buy. HARRY

See, Harry? You"re famous.

But why am I famous Hagrid? All those people back there how is it they know who I am? HAGRID

I"m not exactly sure I"m the right person to tell you that, Harry. Welcome Harry, to Diagon Alley. That"s where you get your quills and ink. Over there, all your bits and bobs for doing wizardry. OTH

It"s a world class racing broom.

Wow! Look at it the new Nimbus 2000! It"s the fastest model yet! HARRY

But Hagrid how am I to pay for all this? I haven"t any money. HAGRID

Well there"s your money Harry! Gringotts, the wizard bank! Ain"t no safer place, not one! "Cept perhaps Hogwarts. HARRY

Hagrid what exactly are these things? HAGRID

They"re goblins Harry. Clever as they come the goblins, but not the most friendly of beasts. Best stay close. Mr. Harry Potter wishes to make a withdrawal GOBLIN

And does Mr. Harry Potter have his key? HAGRID

Wait a minute. Got it here somewhere. Ha! There"s the little devil. Oh, and there"s something else as well. Professor Dumbledore gave me this. It"s about You- Know- What in vault you know which. GOBLIN

Vault 687. Lamp please. Key, please HAGRID

Didn"t think your mum and dad would leave you with nothing now did you? GRIPHOOK

What"s in there Hagrid?

Can"t tell you Harry. Hogwarts business. Very secret. GRIPHOOK

Best not to mention this to anyone Harry. HARRY

I still need... a wand.

A wand? Well, you want Ollivander"s. There ain"t no place better. Why don"t you run along and wait. I got one more thing to do. Won"t be long. HARRY

I wondered when I"d be seeing you Mr. Potter. It seems only yesterday that you mother and father were in here buying their first wands. Here we are. Well give it a wave. Apparently not. Perhaps this. NO, no definitely not. No matter. I wonder... Curious... very curious HARRY

Sorry but what"s curious

I remember every wand that I"ve sold Mr. Potter, every one. It so happens that the phoenix whose tail feather resides in your wand, gave another feather. Just one other. It is curious that you should be destined for this wand when its brother gave you that scar. HARRY

And who owned that wand?

We do not speak his name. The wand chooses the wizard Mr. Potter. It is not always clear why. But I think it is clear that we can expect great things from you. After all, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named did great things. Terrible, yes, but great. HAGRID

Harry! Harry! Happy Birthday!

You all right Harry? You seem very quiet. HARRY

He killed my parents didn"t he? The one who gave me this. You know Hagrid. I know you do. HAGRID

First and understand this Harry because it"s very important. Not all wizards are good. Some of them go bad. A few years ago one of them went as bad as you can go. His name was V--. His name was V--. HARRY

Well maybe if you wrote it down?

Naw I can"t spell it. All right, Voldemort. HARRY

Shh. It was dark times Harry, dark times. Voldemort started to gather some followers. Brought them over to the Dark Side. Anyone who stood up to him ended up dead. Your parents fought against him. Nobody lived once he decided to kill them. Nobody, not one. Except you. HARRY

Me? Voldemort tried to kill me?

Yes. That ain"t no ordinary cut on your forehead Harry. A mark from that only comes from being touched by a curse, an evil curse at that. HARRY

What happened to V--... To You-Know-Who? HAGRID

Well some say he died. Codswallop in my opinion. Nope, I reckon he"s out there still too tired to carry on. But one thing"s absolutely certain. Something about you stumped him that night. That"s why you"re famous. That"s why everybody knows your name. You"re the boy who lived. HAGRID

Well some say he died. Codswallop in my opinion. Nope, I reckon he"s out there still too tired to carry on. But one thing"s absolutely certain. Something about you stumped him that night. That"s why you"re famous. That"s why everybody knows your name. You"re the boy who lived.

What are you looking at? Blimey is that time? Sorry Harry, but I"m gonna have to leave you. Dumbledore would be wanting his... Well, he"d be wanting to see me. Now, your train leaves in 10 minutes. Here"s your ticket. Stick to it Harry, that"s very important. Stick to you ticket. HARRY

Platform 9 ?? But, Hagrid, there must be a mistake. This says Platform 9 ?. There"s no such thing. Is there? OTH

Excuse me! Excuse me!

Excuse me sir. Can you tell me where I might find Platform 9 ?? OTH

9 ?? Think you"re being funny do you? MRS. WEASLEY

It"s the same every year packed with Muggles of course. Come on! HARRY

Platform 9 ? this way! All right Percy you first. Fred you next. GEORGE WEASLEY

He"s not Fred I am!

Honestly, woman you call yourself our mother! MRS. WEASLEY

I"m sorry George.

Only joking! I am Fred.

Excuse me! Could you tell me how to... MRS. WEASLEY

How to get on to the platform? Yes, not to worry dear, it"s Ron"s first time to Hogwarts as well. Now, all you have to do is walk straight at the wall between platforms 9 and 10. Best do it at a run if you"re nervous. GINNY

Excuse me, do you mind? Every where else is full. HARRY

I"m Ron by the way! Ron Weasley.

I"m Harry. Harry Potter.

SO it"s true! DO you really have the... the... HARRY

Anything off the trolley dears?

No, thanks, I"m all set.

We"ll take the lot!

Bertie Bott"s Every Flavor Beans?

They mean every flavor! There"s chocolate, peppermint and also, spinach liver, and tripe. George sweared he got boogie flavored one once. HARRY

These aren"t real frogs are they?

It"s just a spell. But it"s the cards you want. Each pack"s got a famous witch or wizard. I got about 500 me self. Watch it! That"s rotten luck. They"ve only got one good jump in them to begin with. HARRY

I"ve got Dumbledore!

I"ve got about 6 of him.

Well you can"t expect him to hang around all day, can you? This is Scabbers by the way. Pathetic isn"t he? HARRY

Just a little bit.

Fred gave me a spell to turn him yellow. Want to see? HARRY

Ahem... Sunshine...

has anyone seen a toad? A boy named Neville"s has one. RON WEASLEY

Oh are you doing magic? Let"s see then. RON WEASLEY

Ahem. Sunshine Daisies Butter Mellow Turn this stupid fat rat yellow. HERMIONE

Are you sure that"s a real spell? Well, it"s not very good is it? Of course, I"ve only tried a few simple ones myself but they"ve all worked for me. For example: Oculus Reparo. That"s better isn"t it? Holy cricket! You"re Harry Potter! I"m Hermione Granger. And you are...? RON WEASLEY

I"m Ron Weasley.

Pleasure. You two better change into your robes. I expect we"ll be arriving soon. You"ve dirt on your nose by the way. Just there. HAGRID

Right then. First years this way, please! First years, don"t be shy. Come on now, hurry up! Hello Harry! HARRY

Right, then. This way to the boats. Come on now, follow me. RON WEASLEY

Welcome to Hogwarts. Now, in a few moments you will pass through these doors and join your classmates. But before you take your seats, you must be sorted into your houses. They are Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Slytherin. Now while you"re here your house will be like your family. Your triumphs will earn you points. Any rule breaking and you will loose points. At the end of the year, the houses with the most points is awarded the house cup. NEVILLE

The Sorting Ceremony will begin momentarily. DRACO MALFOY

It"s true then, what they"re saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts. N & OTH

This is Crabbe and Goyle. And I"m Malfoy. Draco Malfoy. Think my name"s funny do you? No need to ask yours. Red hair and a hand-me-down robe? You must be a Weasley. You"ll soon find out that some wizarding families are better than others, Potter. You don"t want to making friends with the wrong sort. I can help you there. HARRY

I think I can tell the wrong sort for my self thanks. MCGONAGALL

We"re ready for you. Follow me.

It"s not real the ceiling. It"s just bewitched to look like the night outside. I read about it in Hogwarts, A History. MCGONAGALL

Will you wait along here please. Now before we begin, Professor Dumbledore would like to say a few words. DUMBLEDORE

I have a few start-of-term notices I wish to announce. The first years please note, that the Dark Forest is strictly forbidden to all students. Also, our caretaker, Mr. Filch, has asked me to remind you that the third floor corridor on the right hand side is out of bounds to all who do not wish to die a most painful death. Thank you. MCGONAGALL

When I call your name you will come forth, I shall place the Sorting Hat on your head, and you will be sorted into your houses. Hermione Granger! HERMIONE

Oh, no. OK relax.

Mental that one, I"m telling you.

Ah, right then. Hum... Right. Okay, Gryffindor! MCGONAGALL

There"s no witch or wizard who went bad who wasn"t in Slytherin. MCGONAGALL

Harry what is it?

Nothing. Nothing, I"m fine

Where shall I put you? Let"s see... I know! Hufflepuff! MCGONAGALL

Ha! Another Weasley! I know just what to do with you... Gryffindor! MCGONAGALL

Hmmm... Difficult, very difficult. Plenty of courage, I see. Not a bad mind either. There"s talent, oh yes, and a thirst to prove yourself. But where to put you... HARRY

Not Slytherin, not Slytherin!

Not Slytherin eh? Are you sure? You could be great you know. It"s all herein your head. And Slytherin will help you on the way to greatness, there"s no doubt about that. No? (Harry whispering: Please, Please anything but Slytherin, anything but Slytherin.) Well if you"re sure, better be... Gryffindor! MCGONAGALL

Your attention please.

Let the feast begin!

I"m half and half. Me dad"s a Muggle, mam"s a witch. Bit of a nasty shock for him when he found out! HARRY

Say Percy, who"s that teacher talking to Professor Quirrell? PERCY

Oh, Professor Snape, head of Slytherin house. HARRY

What"s he teach?

Potions. But everyone knows it"s the Dark Arts he fancies. He"s been after Quirrell"s job for years. RON WEASLEY

Hello! How are you? Welcome to Gryffindor. OTH

It"s the Bloody Baron!

Hello, Sir Nicholas. Have a nice summer? SIR NEVILLE

Dismal. Once again my request to join the Headless Hunt has been denied. RON WEASLEY

I know you. You"re Nearly Headless Nick. SIR NEVILLE

I prefer Sir Nicholas if you don"t mind. HERMIONE

"Nearly" headless? How can you be "nearly" headless? SIR NEVILLE

Gryffindors, follow me, please. Keep up. Thank-you. OTH

Ravenclaw follow me. This way.

This is the most direct part to the dormitories. Oh, and keep an eye on the staircases, they like to change. Keep up please, and follow me. Quickly now, come on. Come on. OTH

That picture"s moving!

Look at that one.

I think she fancies you.

Who"s that girl?

Welcome to Hogwarts!

Caput Draconis. Follow me, everyone. Keep up. Quickly, come on! Gather around here. Welcome to the Gryffindor common room. Boys" dormitories is upstairs and down to your left. Girls the same on your right. You"ll find all your belonging have already been brought up.

Whew! We made it! Can you imagine the look on McGonagall"s face if we were late? That was bloody brilliant! MCGONAGALL

Thank-you for that assessment Mr. Weasley. Perhaps it would be more useful if I transfigured Mr. Potter and yourself into a pocket watch. That way one of you might be on time. HARRY

Then perhaps a map? I trust you don"t need one to find your seats.

There will be no foolish wand-waving or silly incantations in this class. As such, I don"t expect many of you to appreciate the subtle science and exact art that is potion making. However, for those select few who possess the predisposition. I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses. I show you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper in death. Then again maybe some of you have come to Hogwarts in possession of abilities so formidable that you feel confident enough to not pay attention. Mr. Potter, our new celebrity. Tell me what would I get if I added root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood? You don"t know? Well let"s try again. Where Mr. Potter would you look if I asked you to find me a bezoar? HARRY

I don"t know, sir.

And what is the difference between monkswood and wolfsbane? HARRY

I don"t know sir.

Pity. Clearly fame isn"t everything. Is it Mr. Potter?

Eye of rabbit, harp sting hum, turn this water into rum... Eye of rabbit harp sting hum, turn this water into rum. HARRY

What"s Seamus trying to do to that glass of water? RON WEASLEY

Turn it to rum. Actually he managed to make weak tea yesterday, before--- Ah, mail"s here. HARRY

Can I burrow this? Thanks.

Hey look! Neville"s got a Remembrall. HERMIONE

I"ve read about those. When the smoke turns red it means you"ve forgotten something. NEVILLE

The only problem is I can"t remember what I have forgotten. HARRY

Hey Ron, somebody broke into Gringotts. Listen: "Believed to be the work of Dark wizards or witches unknown, Gringotts goblins were acknowledging the breach insist nothing was taken. The vault in question number 713 had been emptied earlier that very same day." That"s odd. That"s the vault Hagrid and I went to.

Good afternoon, class.

Good afternoon Madame Hooch.

Good afternoon Amanda, good afternoon. Welcome to your first flying lesson. Well what are you waiting for? Everyone step up to the left side of their broomstick. Come on now, hurry up. Stick your right hand over the broom and say up. H & OTHS

UP! Ow! Shut up Harry.

Now once you"ve got hold of your broom, I want you to mount it. Grip it tight. You don"t wanna be sliding off the end. When I blow my whistle, I want each of you to kick off from the ground, hard. Keep your broom steady, hover for a moment, then lean forward slightly and touch back down. On my whistle. Three, two... Mr. Longbottom. Mr. Mr. Mr. Longbottom! OTHS